Monday, September 23, 2013

The Parable of the Dishonest Manager



Proper 22C 2013
Father Adam Trambley
September 22, 2013, St. John’sSharon
The Parable of the Dishonest Manager

Jesus’ parable this morning is a bit tricky, mostly because we don’t want Jesus lifting up a dishonest person as his model for us.  Even though Jesus tag line at the end about serving God instead of money is quite clear, the rest of the story feels more difficult to figure out.  

A rich man has a manager who he has put in charge of everything he owns, and he finds out that the manager is squandering his money.  Whether through incompetence or a generous padding of the manager’s private accounts isn’t clear, but we are told that this manager squanders his master’s property just like the prodigal son squandered his father’s inheritance.  The master tells his manager to bring in the books because it’s judgment time.  Now before the day of reckoning, while he still has authority over the property, the manager calls in his master’s debtors and cuts them deals so that once he’s fired, they will have to be nice to him and he’ll have somewhere to go.  Then, when he has his meeting, his master commends him instead of firing him because he did what he needed to do in that difficult moment.  We can almost hear the master thinking, “this one may be snake-in-the-grass, but when the pressure’s on, he finds a way.  I may need someone else to audit the books regularly, but I can use this guy somewhere.” 

Two important points are made in this parable.  The first is the importance of knowing what to do when the master is coming to review the books of our lives, and, as a subpoint here, that he is coming.  Second, we are to deal with our master’s property in the proper way as we prepare for his coming. 



The first point is the importance of knowing what to do in preparation for judgment.  Let me tell you another story of a more honest manager.  Don Mattingly is the current manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers.  Last year new owners, including Magic Johnson, bought the Dodgers and spent wheelbarrows full of money on some top notch players.  On July 1 of this year, though, the Dodgers were in last place, nine-and-a-half games back.  The owners told the manager, “Look, you’re squandering a couple hundred million dollars’ worth of players here.  Very soon you’ll have to give an accounting of yourself, and if things continue like they are, you can’t be our manager any longer.”  Well, the announcement of the pending judgment woke the manager up.  He started doing things he knew should be done, but that he was afraid to do, or uncomfortable doing.  He shook up line-ups and told coaches and players what was needed instead of what they wanted to hear.  He took a rising star and pulled him out of a game for lack of focus, and then fined him for being late for practice.  He did what he was supposed to do, but what he couldn’t get himself to do before he knew the day of judgment was approaching.  Now the Dodgers have won the division and nobody is talking about firing the manager.   

In Jesus’ parable, when the master commends the dishonest manager at the end, he is highlighting the fact that his manager recognized that the end was near and he took steps accordingly.  We, too, need to recognize that judgment is coming and should prepare ourselves.

Now we don’t know when judgment is coming, but we know that it is coming.  Maybe Jesus is coming back at some point in our lifetimes.  We could pray “Thy kingdom come” in a few minutes and have that prayer answered such that we end up with communion not at this altar, but at Jesus’ heavenly table.  Or Jesus could come back days, weeks, months, years or decades from now.  Then again, and perhaps more likely, our own deaths will be the trigger for our experience of the judgment of the living and the dead.  But that final judgment is one that God wants us to pass with flying colors.  Part of the reason for Jesus teachings, especially a parable like this one, is so we can learn to do what we need to do to pass through into eternal life. 

So how do we get through our day of reckoning?  By using the master’s resources shrewdly.  By putting everything on the line boldly and fearlessly so that the owner can’t help but keep us on.   We might be like Don Mattingly of the Dodgers and know what to do, but be too uncertain of ourselves, afraid of rocking the boat or doing something too drastic.  We might be like the dishonest manager and be too busy satisfying our own appetites to be worry about the right thing to do.  We might have any number of barriers blocking the right use of our master’s resources.  Jesus is telling us to get over ourselves and focus, because time’s a’wastin’.  We don’t have forever.  We have to stop frittering away what we’ve been entrusted with and use it to prepare us for the approaching time when we are called in to give an account.      

So what are those resources we have been entrusted with?  Everything we have.  Our bodies, our minds, our time, our family and friends, our money, our community, our church, our stuff, and anything else you can put after “our”.  But none of it is really ours.  All of it belongs to God who has allowed us to use it for a time, and that time is limited.  So we need to stop squandering our existence and do what God wants with everything we have.

Now after Jesus finishes the parable, he comments on the right use of money in particular.  He says to make friends with dishonest wealth so that when it is gone, they may welcome you into their eternal homes.  So we need to figure out the people who are going to have eternal homes, and then use our wealth to make friends with them.  If you imagine the cartoon of Saint Peter at the pearly gates, we don’t want to even give him time to open up his book and find the page with our name on it.  We want to show him the guest passes we’ve been given to the important heavenly houses so he just waves us through. 

We know many of the people who have the eternal homes because Jesus tells us who they are throughout the Bible.  They are tax collectors and sinners (although paying the IRS isn’t really the same as making friends with tax collectors.)  They are the hungry, the thirsty, the naked, the sick and those in prison.  They are the children.  They are the poor in spirit, the meek, the sorrowing, the merciful, those hungering and thirsting for righteousness, the pure in heart, the peacemakers, and those persecuted for righteousness sake.  They are the least of Jesus’ brothers and sisters.

Now we know what to do, right? Instead of squandering our money, and our other resources, we use them as if we were trying to impress those people Jesus talks about having a place in the kingdom of God.  We feed the hungry.  We clothe the naked.  We visit and heal the sick.  We care for children.  We protect and look out for those who are hurting in some way.  We provide the means necessary for those trying to make the world a better place so they can do so.  We support people in places where the church is persecuted.  And, we throw birthday parties for whores at three-thirty in the morning (I know you were all waiting for that).   

We don’t just do these things when everything else is taken care of.  We make befriending these friends of Jesus our top priority because the master is coming, and accounts are going to be reviewed.  When Jesus asks what happened to the money he gave us, I don’t think he’ll be impressed that we got the premium HDTV package.  But when a child can come forward and show the winter coat we bought for her, and a family recounts how they were able to have a nice meal together every Saturday because of us, or a house church in Iran shows Jesus the Bibles they received, then we aren’t going to get asked any more questions.  We are going to be eternal guests of honor invited by God’s honored guests, and it doesn’t get much better than that.    

So make friends for yourselves with dishonest wealth, or any other wealth you may have.  Be shrewd enough to invest in eternal real estate.  Our manager will be reviewing accounts, and he wants to be able to commend us all.

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